Danger Room #160: Professor Xavier is a Jerk!

The Uncanny X-Men 168Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #168 from April 1983 titled “Professor Xavier is a Jerk!” This issue features Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Havok, Corsair, Lilandra, Professor X, Illyana Rasputin, Stevie Hunter, Lee Forrester, Amanda Sefton, Lockheed, the Sidri, and Madelyne Pryor.

Classic A Tender Moment Nightcrawler not being sexy Kitty in a corner! Lockheed!

Sound Clips in Show #160
Clip from Astonishing X-Men Motion Comic
Alice Cooper – Clones (We’re All)

Danger Room #157: The Goldilocks Syndrome! (or: Who’s Been Sleeping in My Head?)

The Uncanny X-Men 167Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #167 from March 1983 titled “The Goldilocks Syndrome! (or: Who’s Been Sleeping in My Head?)” This issue features Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Professor X, Sikorsky, Lilandra, Cannonball, Wolfsbane, Karma, Psyche, Sunspot, Moira MacTaggert, Illyana Rasputin, Corsair, Hepzibah, Ch’od, Raza, Mister Fantastic, Invisible Girl, Human Torch, Thing, Gladiator, and the Brood Queen.

The X-Men Meet the New Mutants Professor X's Brood Transformation The Professor's Clone Walks!

Sound Clips in Show #157
The Fairies – Goldilocks
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme Song

Danger Room #156: Renewal

Marvel Graphic Novel 4Adam and Jeremy read and comment on an assortment of books from November 1982 to May 1983 including Marvel Graphic Novel #4, New Mutants #1-3, Marvel Team-Up #124, Incredible Hulk #277, and Marvel Fanfare #7. Titles include “Renewal”, “Initiation!”, “Sentinels”, “Nightmare”, “The Ties that Bind!”, “What Friends are For!”, and “With Friends Like These…” These issues feature Rahne Sinclair, Moira MacTaggert, Roberto Da Costa, Sam Guthrie, Danielle Moonstar, Donald Pierce, Tessa, Xi’an Coy Mahn, Professor X, Wade Cole, Murray Reese, Stevie Hunter, Illyana Rasputin, Henry Peter Gyrich, Sebastian Shaw, Michael Rossi, the Brood, the Sentinels, Demon Bear, Banshee, Beast, Spider-Man, Professor Power, Vera, Hulk, Blob, Unus, and the U-Foes.

Creepy professor looks on Professor Old Woman Blob attempts to feed Unus

Sound Clip in Show #156
X-Men Evolution Theme

Danger Room #154: Transfigurations!

The Uncanny X-Men 165Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #165 from January 1983 titled “Transfigurations!” This issue features Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Lilandra, Professor X, Illyana Rasputin, Stevie Hunter, and Moira MacTaggert, and the Brood.

Ew! It's hot. D'you mind if I take off my shirt? Wolverine goes vogue.

Sound Clip in Show #154
The Benzedrine Monks of Santo Domonica – Smells Like Teen Spirit

Danger Room #153: Binary Star!

The Uncanny X-Men 164Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #164 from December 1982 titled “Binary Star!” This issue features Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Lilandra, Binary, Professor X, Illyana Rasputin, and the Brood.

The birth of Binary Magik has a secret Binary punches a hole through the hull

Sound Clips in Show #153
The Flaming Lips – Vein of Stars
Techquickie – Binary Numbers and Base Systems as Fast as Possible

Danger Room #149: Chutes and Ladders

The Uncanny X-Men 160Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #160 from August 1982 titled “Chutes and Ladders”. This issue features Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Illyana Rasputin, S’ym, and Belasco.

Storm's naked againPervy NightcrawlerAwkward!S'ym's Stupid Little Vest

Sound Clips in Show #149
Korn – Shoots and Ladders

Danger Room #147: The Life That Late I Led…

The Uncanny X-Men 158Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #158 from June 1982 titled “The Life That Late I Led…” This issue features Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Havok, Polaris, Professor X, Carol Danvers, Peter Corbeau, Illyana Rasputin, Moira MacTaggert, Corsair, Ch’od, Raza, Hepzibah, Oracle, Lilandra, Senator Robert Kelly, Mystique, and Rogue.

Ch'od's Beard The Profs Unreasonably Ginormous Bed Intro to the most awkward porn ever

Sound Clips in Show #147
Original Music by listener James Howlett

Danger Room #143: Reunion

The Uncanny X-Men 154Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #154 from February 1982 titled “Reunion”. This issue features Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Professor X, Peter Corbeau, Illyana Rasputin, Carol Danvers, Sidrian Hunters, and Corsair.

Practice session with sweaty results Carol and Wolverine have a prior relationship Father and Son

Sound Clips in Show #143
Sister Sledge – We Are Family

 

Danger Room #133: Cry, Mutant!

The Uncanny X-Men 148Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #148 from August 1981 titled “Cry, Mutant!” This issue features Cyclops, Banshee, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Angel, Kitty Pryde, Lee Forrester, Spider-Woman, Dazzler, Caliban, Magneto, Siryn, Illyana Rasputin, Stevie Hunter, and Moira MacTaggert.

HOT Angel expresses his feelings to no one in particular. A much different Caliban than we have come to know.

Sound Clips in Show #133
Gerard McCann – Cry Little Sister
Nothing’s Going to Stop Me Now (theme from Perfect Strangers)

Danger Room #131: Murderworld!

The Uncanny X-Men 146Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #146 from June 1981 titled “Murderworld!” This issue features Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Angel, Illyana Rasputin, Havok, Polaris, Professor X, Banshee, Iceman, Candy Southern, Amanda Sefton, Lee Forrester, Stevie Hunter, Miss Locke, Arcade, and Dr. Doom.

OMG, Storm is a fembot! Scott's deadly secret is revealed Naughty Havok

Sound Clips in Show #131
Murder She Wrote (Theme)
Murder By Numbers – The Police

Danger Room #75: Second Genesis!

Giant-Size X-Men #1Adam and Jeremy read and comment on Giant-Size X-Men #1 from May 1975 titled “Second Genesis!”  This issue features Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Iceman, Angel, Havok, Lorna Dane, Wolverine, Thunderbird, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Sunfire, Banshee, Storm, Professor X, and Krakoa.

All Together At LastInappropriate PseudopodsKrakoa!

Also included in this Giant-Size episode of Danger Room is commentary on Classic X-Men #1 from September 1986 titled “First Night” and Giant-Size X-Men #3 from April 2005 titled “Team Work”.

Sound Clips Featured in Show #75:
The Pixies – Gigantic
Genesis – Invisible Touch