Danger Room #168: To Have and Have Not

The Uncanny X-Men 173Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #173 from September 1983 titled “To Have and Have Not”. This issue features Cyclops, Wolverine, Rogue, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Professor X, Lilandra, Havok, Polaris, Corsair, Madelyne Pryor, Mariko Yashida, Yukio, Viper, Silver Samurai, and a mysterious figure.

Disco Hospital Blaster Master Mohawk Storm!! Comedy Gold

Sound Clips in Show #168
John Prine – Wedding Day in Funeralville
The Orioles – Crying in the Chapel

Danger Room #167: Scarlet in Glory

The Uncanny X-Men 172Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #172 from August 1983 titled “Scarlet in Glory”. This issue features Cyclops, Wolverine, Rogue, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Havok, Mariko Yashida, Yukio, Viper, and Silver Samurai.

Some Madelyne backstory Phoenix explosion! Wolverine and Rogue getting ready to bond

Sound Clips in Show #167
The Dixie Cups – Going to the Chapel
The Shirelles – Will You Still Love Me

Danger Room #166: Loss

Wolverine 3Adam and Jeremy read and comment on Wolverine #3 and 4 from November and December 1982. Titles include “Loss” and “Honor”. These issues feature Wolverine, Mariko Yashida, Yukio, Lord Shingen, Asano, Clan Yashida, the Hand, Cylcops, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, and Kitty Pryde.

Arrowed! Wolverine stalks crime! Spider-man?

Sound Clips in Show #166
Clip from Hulk vs. Wolverine
Kirby Krackle – On and On

Danger Room #164: Rogue

The Uncanny X-Men 171Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #171 from July 1983 titled “Rogue”. This issue features Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Professor X, Carol Danvers, Illyana Rasputin, Lilandra, Rogue, the Morlocks, Sunder, Callisto, Belasco, Sym, and Madelyne Pryor.

Giant-Sized Colossus Professor Mad Rogue is NOT in the house

Sound Clips in Show #164
Thee Oh Sees – Rogue Planet
Kaia – The Rogue

Danger Room #163: Dancin’ in the Dark

The Uncanny X-Men 170Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #170 from June 1983 titled “Dancin’ in the Dark”. This issue features Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Professor X, Angel, the Morlocks, Sunder, Masque, Plague, Callisto, Caliban, Mystique, Destiny, Rogue, Jason Wyngarde, Phoenix, and Madelyne Pryor.

Madelyne's allusion to Phoenix Jason and Phoenix hunt Mystique Storm usurps Morlock leadership

Sound Clips in Show #163
Ruth Moody – Dancing in the Dark

Danger Room #162: Catacombs

The Uncanny X-Men 169Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #169 from May 1983 titled “Catacombs”. This issue features Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Professor X, Angel, Candy Southern, Amanda Sefton, Lockheed, Sebastian Shaw, Tessa, Emma Frost, the Morlocks, Sunder, Masque, Plague, Callisto, and Caliban.

Naked Nightcrawler Callisto and Angel Caliban gets a makeover

Sound Clips in Show #162
Oranger – Crooked in the Weird of the Catacombs
Bal Sagoth – The Dreamer in the Catacombs of Ur

Danger Room #161: Something Slimey This Way Comes!

Obnoxio the Clown 1Adam and Jeremy read and comment on an assortment of books from October 1982 to April 1983 including Daredevils 3, Daredevils 4, Vision and the Scarlet Witch 4, Incredible Hulk 278, Incredible Hulk 279, Marvel Two-in-One Annual 7, and Obnoxio the Clown 1. Titles include “…Thicker Than Water”, “Killing Ground”, “Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself…!”, “Amnesty!”, “Everybody Loves a Parade, Right?”, “And They Shall Call Him… Champion!”, and “Something Slimey This Way Comes!” These issues feature Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Angel, Beast, Professor X, Captain Britain, Betsy Braddock, Hulk, Vision, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Crystal, Bova, Black Bolt, Karnak, Gorgon, Medusa, Thing, Thor, Sub-Mariner, Wonder Man, Sasquatch, Doc Samson, Rick Jones, pretty much every other good guy in the Marvel Universe, the Champion, the Leader, Magneto, Slaymaster, Obnoxio the Clown, and Eye-scream.

Evil Cliche? The Mageneto Family Reveal Obnoxio and the X-Men

Sound Clips in Show #161
David Bowie – Scarey Monsters (Super Creeps)
Bozo the Clown (promo)

Danger Room #160: Professor Xavier is a Jerk!

The Uncanny X-Men 168Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #168 from April 1983 titled “Professor Xavier is a Jerk!” This issue features Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Havok, Corsair, Lilandra, Professor X, Illyana Rasputin, Stevie Hunter, Lee Forrester, Amanda Sefton, Lockheed, the Sidri, and Madelyne Pryor.

Classic A Tender Moment Nightcrawler not being sexy Kitty in a corner! Lockheed!

Sound Clips in Show #160
Clip from Astonishing X-Men Motion Comic
Alice Cooper – Clones (We’re All)

Danger Room #159: God Loves, Man Kills

Marvel Graphic Novel 5Adam and Jeremy read and comment on Marvel Graphic Novel #5 from November 1982 titled “God Loves, Man Kills”. This issue features Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Professor X, Magneto, Stevie Hunter, and William Stryker.

Magneto's Geometrically Inefficient Coffin 80s Gang! Latent Mutant Growth Ability?

Sound Clips in Show #159
WPIX Program Advisory

Danger Room #158: Blood Feud!

X-Men Annual 6X-Men Annual #6 from November 1982.

Featured are Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Rachel Van Helsing, Dracula, and Lilith.

Sound Clips in Show #158
Ryan Adams – Bad Blood
Original Music by listener Slinkmeal

Nifty panel zoom Firey art effect Bleh! Bleh!

Danger Room #157: The Goldilocks Syndrome! (or: Who’s Been Sleeping in My Head?)

The Uncanny X-Men 167Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #167 from March 1983 titled “The Goldilocks Syndrome! (or: Who’s Been Sleeping in My Head?)” This issue features Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Professor X, Sikorsky, Lilandra, Cannonball, Wolfsbane, Karma, Psyche, Sunspot, Moira MacTaggert, Illyana Rasputin, Corsair, Hepzibah, Ch’od, Raza, Mister Fantastic, Invisible Girl, Human Torch, Thing, Gladiator, and the Brood Queen.

The X-Men Meet the New Mutants Professor X's Brood Transformation The Professor's Clone Walks!

Sound Clips in Show #157
The Fairies – Goldilocks
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme Song

Danger Room #155: Live Free or Die!

The Uncanny X-Men 166The Uncanny X-Men #166 from February 1983 titled “Live Free or Die!”

Featured are Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Lockheed, Sikorsky, Raza, Corsair, Hepzibah, Binary, Lilandra, and the Brood.

Sound Clip in Show #155
Ritchie Havens – Freedom (Woodstock Soundtrack)

Storm Cocoon Brood-Clops Mystery Dragon Saves Kitty

Danger Room #154: Transfigurations!

The Uncanny X-Men 165Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #165 from January 1983 titled “Transfigurations!” This issue features Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Lilandra, Professor X, Illyana Rasputin, Stevie Hunter, and Moira MacTaggert, and the Brood.

Ew! It's hot. D'you mind if I take off my shirt? Wolverine goes vogue.

Sound Clip in Show #154
The Benzedrine Monks of Santo Domonica – Smells Like Teen Spirit

Danger Room #153: Binary Star!

The Uncanny X-Men 164Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #164 from December 1982 titled “Binary Star!” This issue features Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Lilandra, Binary, Professor X, Illyana Rasputin, and the Brood.

The birth of Binary Magik has a secret Binary punches a hole through the hull

Sound Clips in Show #153
The Flaming Lips – Vein of Stars
Techquickie – Binary Numbers and Base Systems as Fast as Possible

Danger Room #152: Rescue Mission

The Uncanny X-Men 163Adam and Jeremy read and comment on The Uncanny X-Men #163 from November 1982 titled “Rescue Mission”. This issue features Cyclops, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Storm, Kitty Pryde, Lilandra, Carol Danvers, Polaris, Havok, Corsair, Moira MacTaggert, Professor X (sort of), and the Brood.

Super Cyclops! Professor Kryptonite Just need one more second!

Sound Clip in Show #152
Kris Kristofferson – Rescue Mission