Danger Room #73: The Sins of the Secret Empire

The Sins of the Secret EmpireAdam and Jeremy read and comment on an assortment of books from August 1973 to October 1974 including Shanna the She-Devil 5, Incredible Hulk 172, Captain America 172-175, Marvel Team-Up 23, and Defenders 15-16. Titles include “Where Nekra Walks, Death Must Follow”, “And Canst Thou Slay… The Juggernaut?”, “Believe It or Not: The Banshee”, “The Sins of the Secret Empire”, “It’s Always Darkest…”, “Before the Dawn!”, “The Night of the Frozen Inferno”, “Panic Beneath the Earth!”, and “Alpha, The Ultimate Mutant!”. These issues feature Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Iceman, Beast, Professor X, Havok, Lorna Dane, Shanna, Nekra, Amos Duncan, Hulk, Peter Corbeau, Juggernaut, Captain America, Falcon, Moonstone, Banshee, Nick Fury, Dum Dum Dugan, Linda Donaldson, Number One, Blob, Mastermind, Mesmero, Unus, Spider-Man, Human Torch, Equinox, Dr. Strange, Valkyrie, Nighthawk, Magneto, Lorelei, Alpha, and maybe President Nixon(!??).

Hidden costumes under a trench coat Wheel of Mutants!Magneto's PlaqueBrotherhood of Baby Mutants!

Sound Clips Featured in Show #73:
Marvin Gaye – What’s Going On?
Joe Harnell – The Lonely Man Theme
America the Beautiful – Willy Nelson
East Bound and Down – Jerry Reed

Danger Room #72: …And Now Magneto!

...And Now Magneto!Adam and Jeremy read and comment on an assortment of books from September 1970 to May 1973 including Marvel Team-Up 4, Avengers 102-105, Fantastic Four 102-104, Amazing Adventures 9-10, Avengers 110-111, and Daredevil 99. Titles include “And Then — the X-Men!”, “What to Do Till the Sentinels Come!”, “The Sentinels Are Alive and Well!”, “With a Bang — And a Whimper!”, “In the Beginning Was… The World Within!”, “The Strength of the Sub-Mariner”, “At War With Atlantis!”, “Our World — Enslaved!”, “And the Madness of Magneto”, “In His Hand–The World!”, “…And Now Magneto!”, “The Mark of Hawkeye”, and “With Two Beside Them!”. These issues feature Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Iceman, Beast, Professor X, Spider-Man, Morbius, Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Scarlet Witch, Vision, Black Panther, Quicksilver, Hawkeye, Rick Jones, the Sentinels, Grim Reaper, Peter Corbeau, Larry Trask, Blob, Toad, Vanisher, Nick Fury, Sif, Lupo, Barbarus, Gaza, Equilibrius, Brainchild, Amphibius, Lorelei, Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Girl, Human Torch, Thing, Crystal, Sub-Mariner, Magneto, Lady Dorma, President Nixon, Black Bolt, Medusa, Karnak, Gorgon, Lockjaw, Piper, Daredevil, and Black Widow.

Professor X's chair tips overSpider-BandCurly brown haired MagnetoGleeful Magneto

Sound Clips Featured in Show #72:
Mike Watt – Against the 70s
Offspring – She’s Got Issues

Danger Room #71: The Beast!

The Beast!Adam and Jeremy read and comment on an assortment of X-Men related books from September 1969 to March 1973 including Amazing Spider-man 92, Avengers 88, Incredible Hulk 150, Amazing Adventures 11-16, Dr Strange 182, and Incredible Hulk 161. Titles include “When Iceman Attacks”, “The Summons of Psyklop”, “Cry Hulk, Cry Havok!”, “The Beast!”, “Iron Man: D.O.A.”, “Evil is all in your Mind!”, “The Vampire Machine”, “Murder in Mid-Air!”, “And Juggernaut Makes Three!”, “…And the Juggernaut will get you… If you don’t watch out!”, and “Beyond the Border Lurks Death!”. These issues feature Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Iceman, Beast, Lorna Dane, Havok, Professor X, Spider-Man, the Hulk, Mr. Fantastic, Captain America, Falcon, Iron Man, Thor, Hawkeye, Black Panther, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, Vision, Psyklop, Linda Donaldson, Carl Maddicks, Mastermind, Blob, Unus, Quasimodo, Griffin, Number One, Juggernaut, Dr. Strange, Nightmare, Eternity, and Mimic.

Nipple suspenders?Methed Romney Crazy Mastermind Old Man Juggernaut

Sound Clips Featured in Show #71:
The Beastie Boys – Off the Grid
Peter Tosh – Mark of the Beast

Danger Room #70: The Mutants and the Monster

X-Men 66Adam and Jeremy read and comment on X-Men #66 from March 1970 titled “The Mutants and the Monster”. This issue features Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Iceman, Beast, Lorna Dane, Havok, Professor X, and the Hulk.

Cyclops shoots the floorBeast collects their handsGo gentle into that good night...

Sound Clips Featured in Show #70:
Barry Manilow – Looks Like We Made It
David Bowie – Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)
The Carpenters – We’ve Only Just Begun

Danger Room #69: Before I’d Be Slave…

X-Men 65Adam and Jeremy read and comment on X-Men #65 from February 1970 titled “Before I’d Be Slave…”.  This issue features Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Iceman, Beast, Lorna Dane, Havok, Professor X, the Changeling and the Z’nox.

Cyclops cops a feel The Professor's neglected eyebrows Z'nox!

Sound Clips Featured in Show #69:
X-Men the Animated Series: Season 05 Episode 10 “Graduation Day”

Danger Room #68: The Coming of Sunfire!

X-Men 64Adam and Jeremy read and comment on X-Men #64 from January 1970 titled “The Coming of Sunfire!”. This issue features Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Iceman, Beast, and Sunfire.

Playing with her Cyclops dollCyclops: Just chillin'Tragically ridiculous

Sound Clips Featured in Show #68:
Arthur Brown – Fire
1995 Pontiac Sunfire Commercial

Danger Room #67: War in the World Below!

X-Men 63Adam and Jeremy read and comment on X-Men #63 from December 1969 titled “War in the World Below!”.  This issue features Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Iceman, Beast, Ka-Zar, Zabu, Amphibius, Brainchild, Lupo, Gaza, Barbarus, Lorelei, and Magneto.

Everyone pats Iceman on the bum! Ice Phallus Pew Pew!

Sound Clips Featured in Show #67:
The Super Hero Squad Show Season 1 Episode 18
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band – Auld Lang Syne (Live 2010)

Danger Room #66: Strangers… In a Savage Land!

X-Men 62Adam and Jeremy read and comment on X-Men #62 from November 1969 titled “Strangers… In a Savage Land!”. This issue features Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Iceman, Beast, Lorna Dane, Havok, Ka-Zar, Zabu, Amphibius, Equilibrius, Brainchild, Lupo, Gaza, Piper, Barbarus, and their master.

Full frontal ass-ault!What's happening here?The Master's Motley Crew

Sound Clips Featured in Show #66:
X-Men: The Animated Series Episode – Have Yourself a Morlock Little X-Mas
The Cadets – Stranded in the Jungle
Stand By Me – Ballad of Paladin

Danger Room #65: Monsters Also Weep!

X-Men 61Adam and Jeremy take time out to discuss super hero action figures and then continue to read and comment on X-Men #61 from October 1969 titled “Monsters Also Weep!”. This issue features Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Iceman, Beast, Lorna Dane, Havok, and Sauron.

Marvel Girl Trips Out!Sauron's Amazing PantsAmazing Cliff Erection

Danger Room #64: In the Shadow of… Sauron!

X-Men 60Adam and Jeremy read and comment on X-Men #60 from September 1969 titled “In the Shadow of… Sauron!”. This issue features Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Iceman, Beast, Lorna Dane, Havok, Unus, Mastermind, the Blob, Toad, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Vanisher, the Living Pharaoh, Banshee, Mesmero, Larry Trask, and Sauron.

The sound of Evil!Duh, what happened? Sauron, TM

Danger Room #62: Mission: Murder!

X-Men 58Adam and Jeremy read and comment on X-Men #58 from July 1969 titled “Mission: Murder!”. This issue features Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Iceman, Beast, Lorna Dane, Havok, the Living Monolith, Magneto, Mesmero, Banshee, Larry Trask, and the Sentinels.

Marvel Girl: Sunbather!Situation: Sticky!Mesmero: Ass-shot!

Danger Room #61: The Sentinels Live!

X-Men 57Adam and Jeremy read and comment on X-Men #57 from June 1969. This issue contains two stories titled “The Sentinels Live!” and “The Female of the Species!”. This issue features Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Iceman, Beast, Lorna Dane, Alex Summers, the Living Pharaoh, Larry Trask and the Sentinels.

Angry IcemanIceman: Master of the obvious.Marvel Girl's 3rd power: attract creepy dudes.

Danger Room #60: What Is… The Power?

X-Men 56Adam and Jeremy read and comment on X-Men #56 from May 1969. This issue contains two stories titled “What Is… The Power?” and “The Flying A-Bomb!”. This issue features Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Iceman, Beast, Alex Summers, the Living Pharaoh (who also cameos as the Living Monolith) and Professor X in the backup.

Such a detailed tongue!Oooh! Groovy!Neal Adams Ass-shot

Danger Room #59: The Living Pharaoh!

X-Men 55Adam and Jeremy read and comment on X-Men #55 from April 1969. This issue contains two stories titled “The Living Pharaoh!” and “Where Angels Dare to Tread!” This issue features Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Iceman, Beast, Alex Summers, the Living Pharaoh and Professor X in the backup.

Puking DecorationsThe Living Pharaoh Relieves HimselfBeast Goes Crazy!

Danger Room #58: Wanted: Dead or Alive–Cyclops!

X-Men 54Adam and Jeremy read and comment on X-Men #54 from March 1969. This issue contains two stories titled “Wanted: Dead or Alive–Cyclops!” and “The Million Dollar Angel”. This issue features Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Iceman, Beast, Alex Summers and the Living Pharaoh.

Word balloons askewThe Living PharaohMissing leg?